. . . nothing. And then some time later after that nothing there came me. At least that's what I think happened, I couldn't tell you because alas, I was not here before I was born. This is my story, from my point of view. If you don't like it you can express your point of view by getting the hell off my page. I don't go onto yours and tell you you're wrong. Besides, what impact could one little page have, right? In the coming days you will find out more about me and my life if you feel so inclined to read on further about the naughty fun I get into, the deep shit I get out of, and all the funny things and people that happen along the way. No run away and be safe, don't pet the wild squids!